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Oh hi front mag.
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If i have to be stuck at work, at least i am stuck with this @frontarmy #bacon #vodka #amazing #alcohol #messy
Because i am drunk this seemed like the best idea #reindeer #onesie #drunk #fun
Just found this bad boy on my phone #LADS #spacewine #BEERWOLF #fun #love

sexy ladies
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There’s a fire, burning in my loins,
My cocks getting hard so I can stab it it your arse,
Violently,
I can grab your hair,
Go ahead and take off those pants,
so your arse is bare,
Turn around and take it bitch coz,
I’m not done with you,
Don’t underestimate the things that I will do,
There’s a fire, burning in my loins,
My cocks getting hard so I can stab it it your arse,
You turn me on,
I’ll make you moan,
You keep me thinking that your gonna suck my balls,
You turn me on,
I’ll make you moan,
You keep me thinking…
You can take it alllllllll,
I’ll shove it in so deeep,
You suck my cock and balls,
After I’d,
put it in your bum.
……
Myself and my friend are going to make ‘Porno, the musical’
I just wrote this little ditty to the tune of Rolling in the Deep.
Ok so everyone, here is my version of Taylor Swifts - I knew you were trouble…i hope you all appreciate my lyrical magic after only ten minutes time. ENJOY FUCKERS.
Here is a video link to sing along with :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRMevGc3934
once upon a time,
a few mistakes ago,
i was in your bed, you got me alone,
you fuckeeed me, you fucckeeed me, you fucckeed me eeee eeee eee
i guess you didn’t care,
i guess i liked that,
and when i came hard,
you came hard back,
all over me, all over me, all over meee eee ee ee
and his harddddd cock,
when he’s next to me,
and i realised,
the cum is on me
cus i knew you were cumming when you pulled out,
so came on me he did.
took me in postitions i’ve never been, till you pu-ulled out.
oh
cus i knew you were cumming when you pulled out,
so came on me he did
took me in positions i’ve never been,
now i’m naked on the cold hard ground
ohhhhh ooh
Coveredddd, covereeeddd, coveerrrred.
ohhh ho
covered, covered, covered,
no hankies, he’ll never see you clean, pretend he doesn’t know, he’s the reason why, your covered, covered, covered
i heard you wiped down, the disgrace off your chest, a new box of wipes, and thats all he’ll ever be, now see, noww see, nowww see
he was halfway gone, when he met me, and i realise, the cum is on me.
cus i knew you were cumming when you pulled out,
so came on me he did.
took me in postitions i’ve never been, till you puulled out.
oh
cus i knew you were cumming when you pulled out,
so came on me he did
took me in positions i’ve never been,
now i’m naked on the cold hard ground
ohhhhh ooh
Coveredddd, covereeeddd, coveerrrred.
ohhh ohhh
covered, covered, covered,
and the load of jizz, comes seeping out, and you never loved me, or my tits, or ass, or anything
cus i knew you were cumming when you pulled out,
so came on me he did.
took me in postitions i’ve never been, till you pu-ulled out.
oh
cus i knew you were cumming when you pulled out,
so came on me he did
took me in positions i’ve never been,
now i’m naked on the cold hard ground
ohhhhh ooh
Coveredddd, covereeeddd, coveerrrred.
ohhh ohhh
covered, covered, covered,
Out-takes
Jo decided to get a lil bit cute after the shoot the other day in the studio.
Any models need their portfolio refreshing book in a shoot with myself and lets sort something out!
Who said i can’t be a cutie
Phone destroyed the quality! #bum #modelling #mode #jordangreen #testshoot
The time mew told me to eat her. Hi pingu’s. #cat #fetch #joeatme #pingu
Morning! #hello #boobs #shirt #heels #me #joevans
Kick starting my day #latte #large #2sugars #buzzing
#socute
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